April 4, 2017
BRO FORCE NOW!
Well, there is an upshot.
Now, we join forces.
Now, we become the VOLTRON OF SARACEN ANNIHILATION.
IT HAS BEGUN!
US President Donald Trump has called Vladimir Putin to express his condolences over the bombing of the St. Petersburg Metro that killed at least 14 people. They agreed that Russia and the US should be fighting terrorism together, the Kremlin said. Trump has extended “his deep condolences to the relatives and loved ones of those killed as result of a barbaric terrorist act,” Kremlin’s spokesman Dmitry Peskov said, as cited by RIA Novosti.
“The presidents noted that terrorism is the evil against which it is necessary to fight together,” Peskov added. Putin, in turn, thanked his American counterpart for showing solidarity with the Russian people.
In a statement released following the conversation, the White House said that “both President Trump and President Putin agreed that terrorism must be decisively and quickly defeated.”
It went on to note that Trump pledged the “full support” of Washington to Moscow in “responding to the attack and bringing those responsible to justice.”
As the news on the blast broke, Trump was one of the first world leaders to express his sympathies calling the suspected attack “a terrible thing.”
It’s time for our two nations to come back together, and to kill Moslems.
It’s time to take back Constantinople.
To crush the roaches presently inhabiting this GREAT CHRISTIAN CITY.
And yes, dear friends.
It’s time to take back another city as well.
There is no greater joy than a HOLY CRUSADE.
Many things are better than sex, but the HOLY CRUSADE is the thing which is the most better than sex.
Also, I mean as far as sex goes, when you’re on a Crusade, you’re allowed to rape the sandwomen. If that’s your thing.
Urban says it’s cool.
We have waited too long for the BRO FORCE alliance.
Trump, just hurry up and have the congress executed, declare an eternal alliance with the Russian Empire, double-team Europe and remove kebab, then then we head for Jerusalem.
The people stand with you.
Every man with balls and a will has laid his sword at your feet, GOD EMPEROR.
All you have to do is give the word, and the young millions will flock to join your HOLY ARMY.